A new story is up on Figment called Apocalypse.
I was not high on any sort of mind bending drugs when I wrote this, bath salts or otherwise. It’s just a really lame attempt on my part to be funny. It ended up being weird I think.
I wrote this in response to the prompt, “In 100 words or fewer write about a character who can’t function before that first cup.” for the Handsome Coffee Flash Fiction Contest Day 1.
I may have cheated a little bit, I didn’t really write about a single character.
This one had absolutely no meaning behind it. It just amused me when I got this image in my mind of what would happen if a coffee shop on an university campus were to run out of coffee on a Monday morning.
Hell hath no wrath like a bunch of sleep deprived students without coffee?